Thursday, 14 June 2012

TFTTW #738

Customer: "What's a ballpark figure to take me, my wife and our seven kids to see Annie?  Sitting in the first, say ten rows?"

Me:  "Nine of you? In premium seats? Ballpark $1,000."

Customer: "WHAT?? Who can afford that???"

Me: "People who DON'T have seven kids?"

Customer: (rounding up the feral seven and walking out the door) "That's utterly ridiculous."

Me:




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