Customer: "What's a ballpark figure to take me, my wife and our seven kids to see Annie? Sitting in the first, say ten rows?"
Me: "Nine of you? In premium seats? Ballpark $1,000."
Customer: "WHAT?? Who can afford that???"
Me: "People who DON'T have seven kids?"
Customer: (rounding up the feral seven and walking out the door) "That's utterly ridiculous."
Me:

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